|Donald Trump and Chris Christie embrace in a bro-hug. Christie looks like he's having an orgasm.|
Donald Trump is famous for his quick-take insults and opinions on everyone and everything. So what are his thoughts on various topics? Here's our handy guide. (For some actual, real-time Trump-isms, straight from the mouth of The Donald himself, see the real Donald Trump Twitter feed.
- Marco Rubio: Sweats like a pig
- Ted Cruz: Little baby, girly man; looks like a freakish cartoon character
- Benito Mussolini: That's a type of pasta, right?
- David Duke: Isn't that the hot chick from "Dukes of Hazzard"?
- Pres. Obama: Wasn't born on this planet. Where's his intergalactic birth certificate?!
- Russian Pres. Putin: Strong leader. Has nice pecs & abs
- Carly Fiorina: She could give away free printer cartridges for life and still couldn't get elected president of a town's Solid Waste Department