Sunday, February 28, 2016

Donald Trump Quick Takes - Is Mussolini a Type of Pasta?

Trump and Christie bro-hug
Donald Trump and Chris Christie embrace in a bro-hug. Christie looks like he's having an orgasm.

Donald Trump is famous for his quick-take insults and opinions on everyone and everything. So what are his thoughts on various topics? Here's our handy guide. (For some actual, real-time Trump-isms, straight from the mouth of The Donald himself, see the real Donald Trump Twitter feed.
  • Marco Rubio: Sweats like a pig
  • Ted Cruz: Little baby, girly man; looks like a freakish cartoon character
  • Benito Mussolini: That's a type of pasta, right?
  • David Duke: Isn't that the hot chick from "Dukes of Hazzard"?
  • Pres. Obama: Wasn't born on this planet. Where's his intergalactic birth certificate?!
  • Russian Pres. Putin: Strong leader. Has nice pecs & abs
  • Carly Fiorina: She could give away free printer cartridges for life and still couldn't get elected president of a town's Solid Waste Department
Have you got any favorite real or imagined Trump-isms? Type them in the comments below!

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