Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Dolly Parton Blames Her Boobs for Cancellation of Her Tour

Dolly Parton has canceled her upcoming concert tour, and her world-famous boobs are apparently the cause of it all. A news article says that Parton's doctors have advised her to rest for six to eight weeks to help her sore back, and Parton says her large breasts are the cause of the pain.

"Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems," Parton said in a statement (no, I'm not kidding!)

It's not the first time Dolly Parton has joked about her well-endowed chest; she's referred to them a number of times throughout her career. In receiving a songwriting award last year, she noted that she's been known for two things throughout her career. "I'm talking about my music and my lyrics," she said.

Dolly's tour was due to begin in Minneapolis in late February, timed to coincide with the release of "Backwoods Barbie," which is to be her first album of mainstream country music in more than a decade. Dolly Parton said she hopes to begin the tour in April when, it is hoped, her boobs and back will all be in touring shape.

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